Have you finally orgasmed yet?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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