Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
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