If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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