Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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