i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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