hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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