I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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