from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Can Purell be used as lube?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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