is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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