You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Randomize
