i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
there is glitter all over my balls
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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