you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Enjoy the penises
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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