Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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