Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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