just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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