Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
