I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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