Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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