O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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