i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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