My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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