i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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