Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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