whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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