Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
