im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
did you just send me my own nude
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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