I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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