I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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