I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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