so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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