Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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