ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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