i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
