is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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