dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
MIDGETS
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I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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