He is an equal opportunity slut.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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