This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
