Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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