I wish my penis had an off switch
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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