her vagine was all disorganized.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
