Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(503): View more from Oregon

i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!

(360): View more from Washington

let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.

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(678): View more from Georgia

quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts

(678): View more from Georgia

too late i think im gettin a gcui

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(415): View more from California

i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.

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(317): View more from Indiana

You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag

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