So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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