Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Let's get the cat blown out
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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