id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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