he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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