So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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