drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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