Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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