that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I need to calm my uterus...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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