Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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