Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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