It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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