The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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