at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
