you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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