if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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