HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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