Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Randomize